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Wowee!  

My best rainbro for life, Spock, bought me the most dysfunctional sweater!  

Just try to read that backwards.  It doesn't even make sense the correct way.  It's beautiful.  I wore it to school for the first time today and only one person asked me, "What does your shirt say?" Immediately I replied with "INCREDIBLE THINGS."  And left it at that.  It is an English major's worst nightmare and yet, I am really embracing it.  I tried to tell my coworker what it said, but it doesn't make any sense at all if you don't see it written down.  

If you are still struggling with trying to read what it says, don't you fret any longer, for it says: 

were all sad

in this weard 

world. horses

I know, I know! A dream come true.  The perfect article of clothing to keep me warm this frigid winter.  The perfect piece to pull the ensemb together.  I'm a model, you know what I mean? 

So long and thanks for all the fish! 

And a special extra thanks to Spock!     

Yes, I Am Going to Marry A Carrot.

It's been a long while since I've written a legit post. 

 I officially signed up for a half marathon in the end of April and yesterday, instead of running I definitely ate ice cream instead.  

So that's cool. 

 This race is going to destroy me.  

Now that I am signed up for it though, hopefully I'll  kick my butt into shape and start to get ready for it this week.  It seems far off, and yet it feels like it's going to be next weekend.  Hopefully when the day arrives, I'll be able to attack it like Homer Simpson attacking a donut.  Wish me all the best! 

So long and thanks for all the fish!