Sweet, sweet ukulele.

Hey friends.  It's been a while and you deserve a koala tea post.  In August I went to California with the family.  We went to the beach for a couple of days and then to this little baby town called Clovis where my grandparents and aunt and uncle live.  My cousin was getting married so we went down for the festivities.  First we hit the beach.  Our hotel was so out of control.  It was this little hole in the wall and had some issues.  There were three paintings on the wall- all of the same picture.  The light in our bathroom took a minute or two to warm up and flickered on.  When we first went into the restroom, we found that our toilet wasn't even hooked up.  The closet had mismatching knobs.  It was just all around out of control.  One of the funniest things to me, which wasn't part of our bizarro hotel, was that my dad brought this tanning lotion that said 30% off which to him.. he saw the 30, and thought it was the spf.  Buuuuuuut nope.  It actually had 4 spf.  Four.  I was dying.  Anyway...  we hit up the beach for two days, once at Long Beach and then at Huntington.  I got some quality skim boarding time and the Larsen family got burnt to a crisp.  

Wow, after being buried in the sand, I left so much sand in our dysfunctional bathroom. I didn't really know what to do with it, so I just kind of kicked it over to the side of the wall.  What was I supposed to do?  A third of it went down the drain.  The other two thirds was on the bathroom floor.. 

This was the coldest water, but we don't care.  

The new stars of Baywatch. 

This was at the wedding.  Going down the line..

Me, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Uncle Brent, Uncle Doug. 

Those ladies standing at the end.. yeah, I don't know who they are. 

Look at us lovely ladies! 

My uncle and I had a jam session on our ukuleles.  We played "We Thank Thee O God For A Prophet" and then we played "Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree"

We put on a little concert for the family the final night that we were there.  My uncle has a super sick bass ukulele and i've got a soprano.  We make beautiful music together.  It might just turn into something big.  Be prepared, we'll probably make it big someday.  

Sweet, sweet ukulele. 

So long and thanks for all the fish! 

Charles Barkley

So I just took this video. 

It is a video of Charlie barking in my face and then attempting to nuzzle me. 

I wish you could have seen Charlie when i played back this video for him.  It was just my dog barking at this video dog non stop for 17 seconds.  D O G C E P T I O N.  That's all I really wanted to post.  Hopefully I'll make an awesome blog post soon with lots more writing than what's been happening lately.  

So long and thanks for all the fish!

The One Where I Attempt To Write A Paper

I'll know more than you'll never know. 

To the Batmobile.. LET'S GO

Britney got a car this week! 

Slick new Honda Civic.  

Pretty much like driving a spaceship.  The dashboard is all high tech and digital.  Makes me feel like a rockstar driving around.  That is all. 

Stay classy!

Bird of Paradise

It has been awhile, but hey.. here's a post. 

A couple weekends ago I went up to spend a night and day at Snowbird with Spock.  We watched Rifftrax Dark Knight-  What doesn't kill you only makes you JOAN RIVERS.  We also ate about a million Mike & Ike's (okay, maybe that was just me) and made some Magajeez (Mac & Cheese).  We also hit up the hot tub and pool.  While we were in the pool two unexpected guests came about to hang with us- raccoons.  It was a weird sight. The next day we bought all day passes and dinked around on all the toys and rides and stuff.  We went up on the tram and looked around in all the shops and did a weird quasi-zipline and a weird quasi-ropes course and alpine slide and trampolines! 

THUNDERING TYPHOON

It is so pretty up there in the summer.  We bough season passes a couple weeks ago too so we are basically going to spend all winter up there because WE CAN GO SNOWBOARDING WHENEVER WE WANT.  Yeah it's really awesome.  It would be even more awesome if it will snow a bunch and be an incredible winter.  BRING ON THE SNOW.  

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Juju ma Gumbo

Waiting to go to the State Fair, Spock and I bring to you a little demo of our band- Twisted Limb. 

Just try to figure out what song we are playing in this first video, I dare you. 

Original songs to come!  Including "A Horse Named Sugarcube" and "Anarchy In Kamas".

So long and thanks for all the fish!

HARRYDIDJAPUTYARNAMEINDAGOBBLEDEFARBLE

I AM CURRENTLY STUCK IN CAPS LOCK.  JUST THINK OF ME SHOUTING THIS OUT AT YOU, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD.  

ONLY SPOCKLES IS GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT POST TITLE.

I WILL PROBABLY MAKE ANOTHER POST LATER BECAUSE TODAY I'M HEADED UP TO SNOWBIRD TO GET A SEASON PASS (WHOOP) AND THEN TO THE STATE FAIR!  SPOCK IS COMING TOO AND IT'S GOING TO BE OUR FIRST TIME!  BLISTERING BLUE BARNACLES ARE WE EXCITED.  

THIS WAS JUST A RANDOM POST SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT HERE, HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE CAT VIDEO.  ONE OF THE BEST ON THE WEB.  IT IS SO IN SYNC WITH THE MUSIC THAT I CAN'T EVEN.  

TOOTLES.

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH. 

PEE. ESS.  IF YOU COULD FEED MY FISH, THAT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.